This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
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Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
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At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize