well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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