He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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