so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
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we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
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Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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