Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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