Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Randomize
