weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
50% drunk capacity currently
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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