VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
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Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
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Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
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