My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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