Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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