i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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