No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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