I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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