gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Jerry, you need to find god
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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