someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
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Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
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I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
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If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
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