my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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