I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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