do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
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