One girl and one boy is just not enough.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
please come you make the beer taste better
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
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Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
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It's rum buckets o'clock
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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