Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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