so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
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I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
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he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
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