so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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