All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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