We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
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He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
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I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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