I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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