just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I am in a vortex of obligation.
This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
Princesses don't give blow jobs
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dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
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But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
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