Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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