she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
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She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
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This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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