So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
The Olympian is in my bed
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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