so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Randomize
