That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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