Fuck appropriateness.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Randomize
