Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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