Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
i justawanted to let you know that illi aalways be thwew for ui and o qill waasag youer dog whenebvet u wsnt
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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