We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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