Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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