too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
So gin and wine won't be happening again
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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