She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
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george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
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i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
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