At least make sure they are 18
Why
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
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