They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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