i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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