Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
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Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
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If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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