i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
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U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
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He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
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