suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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