ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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