their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
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Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
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Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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