She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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