let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
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Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
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