problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
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Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
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I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
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