I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
Randomize
