Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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