I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
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the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
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Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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