i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
Randomize
