I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
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I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
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Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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