For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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