Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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